Note also that we're both really tired today. Which isn't so different from other days, really.
This conversation starts as an ad finishes for Lasik, where the woman radio person thanks the man radio person for the gift of 20/20 vision. Several years ago I facilitated Mr. Eggshells' own laser eye surgery and he routinely thanks me for making it happen.
Me: And you're welcome for the gift of 20/20 vision. Actually you're welcome for the gift of me in your life. Because I'm just that awesome.
Mr. Eggshells: You got me a t-shirt once. I liked that.
He wins, again, the bastard. I'm still laughing.