All over the internet are examples of pet-shaming. If you haven't seen them then you suck and get an internet life already. Basically these are photos of beloved pets, taken with a note of what these pets have done inappropriately. They range from mildly humorous to wildly hilarious, mainly because the animals in question do not care they're being shamed.
In that vein, allow me to present what I hope becomes a viral trend on the internet, photos optional.
This is a car conversation and just for the record, Mr. Eggshells and I are simply exhausted from throwing together and executing a wedding in 3 days for dear friends. There's a reason I'm in project management and he's crazy.
|That's no moon, it's a space station.|
Now I'm not sure how anyone would actually forget that was inside them (although what a testament to comfort!) but we'll just leave that part of the story alone.
This is the ensuing conversation:
Mr.: I always forget to remove my moon cup.
Me: You don't wear one.
Mr: Sure I do.
Me: Where? Down there?
Me: Which means it's on upside down, right?
Mr.: I suppose so.
Me: So it's basically a dunce cap.
Me: This is a new thing now. Penis shaming.
Mr: Um, no.
Me: No, really. A picture of a penis with a dunce cap with the note "I make bad decisions." I think it'll catch on, for reals.
Okay internet, make it happen.