You know you live with a geek if...

• You understand that "weird" is relative.  (And they can be disowned.)
  
• For any given situation there is a Star Wars quote that applies.
  
• For any given situation where a Star Wars quote doesn't really apply, there is a Star Trek quote that will.
  
• Graphic novels are really just comic books.  (But don't ever call them that out loud.)
  
• A Pez dispenser collection is an inexpensive and viable way to get your geek on.
  
• You can threaten to withhold marital favors legally in a game of Dungeons and Dragons.
  
• If you do apply the above, you can also be rightfully accused of metagaming.
  
• You're very sad because you know what metagaming is.
  
• Posting an XKCD comic on your blog should really have been more traumatizing than it was.
  
• You have to admit you don't always understand the XKCD comic because its slanted for math and science.
  
• You then have to admit you understand more of the XKCD math and science comics than you're really comfortable admitting.
• You had to veto the Periodic Table shower curtain because you just knew there'd end up being tests.  In the morning.  While you showered.
• Any song in the known universe can be conjured at will for parody amusement.
• 99.99% of the time that song parody will include a lyric about bacon.
• Subsequently, 100% of the time you will tend to sing the bacon lyric rather than the real lyric.
• You know which of the Star Trek actors have also released musical recordings.
• You own those musical recordings.
• You have a phone app for Magic the Gathering.
• You also have a software program installed for keeping an inventory of your Magic the Gathering cards.
• You realize you have an inordinate amount of Magic the Gathering cards.
• That realization doesn't stop you from buying more.
• Action and/or superhero figures are acceptable gifts for romantic occasions.
• Unicorns, zombies and plush toys are also acceptable gifts for romantic occasions.
• You know ALL the references in the Geek and Gamer girls song.  And you're supposedly not the geek in the household.
• You know all the words to the Geek and Gamer girls song.
• You post the song on your blog.